Snow White Meets Prince Charmless
“Who are you?” Snow White asked as she coughed up remnants of poisoned apple.
“The Prince.”
“Oh! Prince Charming?”
“I don’t know any Prince Charming. I’m Prince Charmless.”
“I can see that,” Snow White’s lip curled delicately as she looked him up and down. His garments were unstylish to say the least.
She eyed the plaid shirt with suspicion, “Are you sure you’re not a woodsman?”
Snow White’s lip curled delicately as she looked him up and down.
“Does this look like an axe?” Prince Charmless brandished his sword, and Snow White pretended to cower.
The meaning of her derisive glance was not lost on the Prince. “That’s gratitude for you!” he exclaimed indignantly. “Who was
it that accepted a poisoned apple from a very unattractive old lady, eh?”
Crossing her arms defiantly on her bosom, Snow White lifted her nose in the air and looked away. Such pretension ought to be depressed immediately.
“Do you want to be rescued, or not?”
“Hmph!”
Taking that as an affirmative, Prince Charmless unceremoniously lifted her into his arms, trampling on the rose bushes blooming all over Snow White’s glass coffin as he did so.
“There’s nothing wrong with my legs,” Snow White remarked waspishly.
“Tsk-tsk! … You are so not
a princess, either.”
“Tsk-tsk!” Prince Charmless reproved her ungracious manners.
“You are so not a princess, either.” With that pithy observation, Prince Charmless whisked her off to his hotted-up yellow
Torana SLX.
Snow White wasn’t about to let him have the last word. “The first thing we are going to do when we get to the palace is find you
a stylist.”
The Torana burst into six-cylindered life, and off they drove into the sunset, arguing all the way.
Check out the All Dressed-Up gallery for still versions of the slideshow above, and one more in the Outtakes & Extras gallery. Also coming up in the next week or two is a “Making Of” post, so come back for more!
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