Penny Grows Up… But is Still Lost in Space
Sunday 16 August, 2009
Dear Mom,
I am still stuck on the planet Zog, but I am excited to report that I was finally able to update my wardrobe and get into the 21st century. Those matt fabric pastels Judy and I used to wear are so passé. By the way, has she forgiven me yet for stealing Donny away from her?
We’re doing pretty well here, although Don’s had to learn to multitask and cope with menial household chores while he looks after the kids – but that’s how things are done here on Zog. I’m usually out and about, hunting for the table, or for scrap to go on Don’s pile. He keeps talking about building a new ship so we can get out of here, but what with changing nappies and so on, Zog knows when that day will come! At least he’s stopped complaining now when I go out for a beer with the girls.
I do hope that Dad finally stowed Dr Smith away in the brig after that last stunt of his that saw me and Donny stranded here?
And how is dear Will going? How many kids do he and the Green Lady have now? Eleven is it? Who knew she would give birth to a litter every time. I reckon cosmic rays scrambled her ovaries what with all that wafting about in space she did before she settled down.
Well, I hope you are in good form. Love to Dad, and hope to hear from you soon.
Love,
Penny