Get Into the 21st Century, Cupid!

What’s with Cupid these days anyway? Has he been carousing too much with Bacchus or something? Whatever, but his aim has turned CRAP! He’s either missing targets entirely, or bagging the wrong bird. You just can’t rely on him anymore.

Or maybe he’s just not using SatNav?

Time for Princess to take over. Send me your global recognition points peoples, and I’ll engage to hit the bullseye.

Happy Valentine’s Day.