Stop, In the Name of Summer!

Stop the world, I want to get off while it’s still summertime. I most emphatically reject thee, Autumn, get thee gone!

I feel really bad about that, because after all, autumn is my favourite season, but let’s be reasonable, could anyone agree that Melbourne has had quite enough of summer this year? I haven’t even had a chance to wear all my summer clothes yet! Nor have I been to the beach, shockingly. Thank goodness I have a week in Noosa to look forward to at the end of the month.

Of course, we all know that blithe spirit of summer drags her feet all March, so if the evil meteorologists can be disbelieved as usual, and we all – in a fairdinkum spirit of solidarity – get together and defy this miserable forecast for the week ahead, summer will come back for an encore. Just keep cheering and stamping your feet folks.