Fruit-Flavoured Jewellery

Recently I have discovered that I might have fructose malabsorption. While it is as yet unconfirmed by a doctor, avoiding all sorts of delicious fruits, amongst other things, does seem to improve my well-being. This is very sad, because I love fruit (and probably overdosed on it daily), but I have come up with a healthy alternative … Fruit-flavoured jewellery!

May I present to you my new watermelon necklace? Isn’t it luscious? I believe these stones to be some type of quartz, but they look very much like giant chunks of watermelon encircling my neck. Melancholy begone!