Gilty as Charged!
A while back I bought another useless but completely irresistible little trifle: a headpiece-cum-tiara shaped like golden feathers. The feathers are finely-detailed gold metal attached to a comb that slides into the hair.
Sadly, it is even more useless than I suspected, owing to the fact that it is quite heavy, and I don’t have enough hair to hold it up! Ideally it would rest on back-combed hair, or even a top-knot. As it is, one unwary movement and the tiara would fly off my head. Fortunately I purchased it on a sale website for only $4, so it is not a big waste of money. Still. I could have bought a cup of coffee instead.