A Long-Locked Trio

She of the chartreuse locks, Miss Eve Adams, hails from Uranus, a mining planet famed for its spectacular gems. Obviously, since she is bedecked in diamonds literally from head to foot. Her skin is so white it’s a fair call that she spends most of her time underground, although she washes up pretty shiny. Here she matches her dress to her hair, because monotone dressing is slimming after all. Anything to tone down those broad miner’s shoulders…

On the other hand, Miss Saturn, a midget art teacher with a colourful flair for décolletage work attire, is ‘nicely tanned’ because Saturn is blessed with four suns and eight moons. I believe those indeed are feathers plucked from the tail of the legendary mellifluous pluviaavis, (or Dulcet Rainbird in the common Saturnese tongue), that are trimming Miss Rilla Bow’s minidress.

The Jup-Jups (as the inhabitants of Jupiter are called) are a happy lot. Although their planet is Earth-like, the Jup-Jups’ delicate pink skin and hair – as well as their pacific nature – clearly sets them apart from us Terrans. Miss Sally Boyden, a dancer, wears a satin teddy featuring a ruffle down the front of the bustier. Her attire hints at the fact that Miss Boyden quite possibly dances at a cabaret rather than the National Ballet.

While in my youth I awarded Miss Uranus a third prize, it is Miss Jupiter that I am rather fond of today.

Next time on the Inter Universe Beauty Channel we’ll meet a little green Martian; a citizen of the Amalgamated Minor Planets and Asteroid Belt Unified Collective; and a veritable Plutonian goddess. Stay tuned!

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