A Starr is Born

Well it’s been a while since we last heard from the contestants of the Inter-Universe Beauty Pageant. Today we have the Misses Starr, Moon, and Amazon.

I have to laugh at the descriptive blurbs I’ve given for these lasses’ home planets: Miss Starr says, “I live near the Milky Way. My only companion is Miss Comet, but she is always moving. Shining is boring but views of old Earth are interesting.” Her outfit is composed of many petals, and that afterthought is her arm waving graciously to us, not a giant paintbrush.

Our lunar visitor Miss Lisa Brown, much prefers Earth to her home on the desolate satellite, except for the fact that there are far more poisonous things on Earth. Guess she wasn’t thinking about the lack of atmosphere on the moon. Can’t say much about her sense of style either!

Miss Amazon informs us that Amazon is like Earth, so she really doesn’t have much else to say – except for the fact that all the men were stolen in a war with II Amazon, so she doesn’t know much about those strange creatures. I think she is so tanned because, being an Amazon, she spends all her time outdoors, horseback riding and the like. 

Check out the Galaxy Gallery for earlier contestants.