Oh, Golly, I can't believe I've won!
Ladies and Gentlemen, this year we’ve been treated to several show-stopping dress-ups from Princess Tatiana, and this of all nights we’d like to acknowledge her for her efforts. [Wild applause]
But first, why don’t we take another look at the year that was:
Nominated for Best Script: Snow White Meets Prince Charmless
Nominated for Best Art Direction: It’s Christmas Eve!
Nominated for Best Special Effects: Penny Grows Up … But is Still Lost in Space
Nominated for Best Costume: Get Into the 21st Century, Cupid!
Nominated for Best Animation: Tatiana’s Adventures in Wonderland
And the best actress goes to … (drumroll please) … Princess Tatiana, for her role as … Tatiana! Why don’t we welcome her to the stage everyone. [More wild applause]
I can’t believe I’m holding this wonderful white, authentic Italian statue of a half-naked woman in my hands at last!
“Oh, golly! I can’t believe I won! Oh, I just don’t have the words!! I – I really didn’t think I’d win! I haven’t even prepared an acceptance speech! Gosh!!! I can’t believe I’m holding this wonderful white, authentic Italian statue of a half-naked woman in my hands at last!
"And really, first I must just commiserate – I mean, congratulate the four other utterly fantastic women for their wonderful acting ability! Just look at their smiles! Why, you’d think they were happy not to have won! I totally, totally look up to them! But I guess the best woman won… I mean, I mean, I guess it was just my lucky year this year!
"I just… I just have to thank… why, everyone! I just couldn’t have done it without you, my dear readers, without all the support and encouragement of all my loved ones!! I owe it all to having the best directors to work with, the most awesome script-writers, the most brilliant wardrobe consultants, the most wonderful art direction, the most flattering lighting technicians and camera operators, and simply marvellous Photoshopping and those little people in the cutting room… [Draws breath at last] I wouldn’t be here if it weren’t for all these wonderful people! [Sheds few tears] Oh, I … oh, I could go on, and on, there are just so many people to thank…!”
“But I am just so honoured, and thrilled…! Thank you, oh thank you! I promise I won’t talk for much longer…”
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Don’t forget to check out Princess Tatiana mugging for the camera in some extra shots in the Out-takes & Extras gallery.